Sorry I couldn't make it bigger. But if you want to read the fine print (you do), it says...
You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: we spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you're out $25 billion, plus the cost of your subaru. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a real man. Either way, we’re cool.
We're the big three. We don't need to compete.
*across. why do i always spell it with two c's before I realize it only has one? Also, I think in some contexts i say it "acrosst." I think many people do. why?