Photographer: um... okay... good... amanda, try looking off in the distance, relaxing your lower lip, and slowly blowing air out of your mouth. jonathan, lean over and pretend to whisper something in her ear.
Me: what the... (exhale... wondering how retarded I look)
Seriously though... Why? I am happy. Jonathan is funny. The drunk homeless guy watching us get our pictures taken was funny. Why can't we just smile and laugh? WHY?!?!?!
Our pictures got uploaded onto my photographer's website today and I have to say, all of the pictures where jonathan and I are trying to look serious, hot, and model-y look completely and totally ridiculous, just as I thought they would. The pictures that I like are the ones where we're smiling and laughing.
Also, Jonathan probably should have gotten a haircut. Oops. Oh well.
In defense of my photographer, he takes really awesome pictures. And most girls could probably pull off the model-y, pissy face, I'm-going-to-my-grave bride look. Just not me. I still recommend my photographer to everyone but if you're like me, just smile. Who cares about model pictures?
i'm pretty positive this girl (above) has a gun in her right hand. watch out.
this girl definitely thinks she's freakin' hot. (so what if she really is)
snow queen cleavage girl is going to take your first born. and eat it.
I wish I could post some of my ridiculous pictures here for you guys to laugh at, but I don't have the rights to the pictures yet. If you want to see some (you will have no problem finding the ridiculous ones), go to http://www.brodydezemberphoto.com/ and then click on "proofing." Find Jonathan and Amanda and the password is my last name. The best one to look at is the link that says "groomals faves." Have fun. And you owe me.